Alright, hold on… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Totally unprofessional, but I can’t stop laughing AT ALL!!)
Ok, I am a solid Apple hater. I hate every single old or new product they have ever made. To me, it’s all pointless, over priced pieces of junk. And that’s just my own opinion. Even though, I found this new Macbook Pro 15 review damn hilarious! (and quite demeaning to the Macbook…).
If I would have reviewed a Mac, I would have at least made sure that I knew what the hell I was talking about. Yes I’m a hater, but I base it on constructive arguments. This dude over here, has 3 Macbook Pro’s, an iPod Nano, an iPhone, and he can’t seem to know ANYTHING about either of them. He couldn’t even get the names right! (And he secretly has a fetish for diapers – check out the first website that was open!)
Anyways, check this awesome list out! (Spoiler: Read ONLY while watching the video)
- He doesn’t know what aluminum is. Aluminum feels like shiny plastic, and glass feels like aluminum… WHAT?!!
- He doesn’t know a Macbook Pro isn’t called an Apple Pro.
- He doesn’t know why the new trackpad was made of glass.
- 300GB hard disks don’t exist! Umm… Glue! Lasers? Star wars? What?!!
- It clicks loud, disturbing while watching movies at nigh! I don’t wanna even try to understand! – He wants a few inches shaved off the sides. Few inches? Get a Macbook 13!!
- How the hell does the keyboard imply that the notebook has no graphics card? How the hell could a computer NOT HAVE A GRAPHICS CARD! What is the screen for then?
- He think’s a built in Nvidia graphics card is used for stuff that requires high graphics, like SPREADSHEETS! (So much for being a “cool” Mac user!)
- The screen is GLASS, not GLOSSY backlit LCD of course. He knows better.
- He apparently uses computers while driving a car with the top down (don’t ask me, I’m surprised too!) – He doesn’t know what a remote does!
- Why is he sticking stuff to the screen? Its a laptop, not a fridge!!
- He couldn’t construct 2 proper sentences on what an iPhone does (even I could do that! – with hate, but still)!
- Wow the iPhone, iPod, and Apple remote work well with the Mac!!!! I’m pretty sure an iPod works and syncs with any computer with iTunes!!! Oh yeah, he tried iTunes on the new thing, and guess what, it works well! Woow! Really useful piece of information!
- Its better than a Dell, a Compaqt (what’s a compaqt?), and anything you but from RadioShack! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
- He needs a larger package because the laptop is larger… WHAT?!!! Talk about being green!! (And I think the new package is neat! …Yes, ME!)
- And he’s apparently Canadian… LOL!
Oh the list can get longer, I won’t bother. The video says it all!
He is dumber than Miss South Carolina, remember her?